Friday, November 02, 2007

Two More From My Youth


Robert Goulet...Born in Lawrence, Massachusetts, Robert Goulet was the only son of French-Canadian parents. As a boy, Goulet sang in the choir of his Catholic church but never thought much about music as a career. From his deathbed, Goulet's ailing father told him, "God gave you a voice. You must sing." His father died later that night and young Robert told himself, "I have to honor his wish." A short time thereafter, his mother relocated the family to Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Robert later earned a singing scholarship to Toronto's Royal Conservatory of Music, studying opera. Goulet made his concert debut in 1951, performing in Handel's "Messiah." In 1960, Goulet achieved stardom for his role in the Lerner and Loewe musical "Camelot", where he starred alongside Richard Burton as King Arthur and Julie Andrews as Queen Guenevere. Goulet played a French knight, Sir Lancelot, who falls in love with Guenevere. His role in "The Happy Time" earned Goulet the 1968 Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical. In 1993, Goulet appeared in a Broadway revival of "Camelot," that time in the role of King Arthur. Elsewhere, Goulet made stage appearances in "South Pacific", "The Pajama Game", Finian's Rainbow", and "Carousel." His film roles included performances in "Atlantic City', "Naked Gun 2-1/2", and "Underground." Goulet became a favorite of U.S. television audiences in the 1960s with numerous appearances on American variety programs. He starred in a 1966 television adaptation of "Brigadoon" that won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Musical Program. At the fifth Annual Grammy awards, Goulet was named Best New Artist of 1962 for his two albums, "Always You" and "Two Of Us," along with the hit song, "If Ever I Would Leave You", from the "Camelot" cast album. Seventeen of the albums he recorded between 1962 and 1970 reached the music charts. Goulet went on to record more than 60 albums during his career. His stardom, spanning five decades, kept him working continuously in traveling theatrical tours and Las Vegas nightclubs, where he was named Entertainer of the Year in 1982. Goulet was a prostate cancer survivor, and encouraged men to be tested for the disease. In September, he was diagnosed with pulmonary fibrosis, a rapidly progressive and potentially fatal lung disease. Goulet was awaiting a lung transplant when he died.
He is survived by Vera, his wife of 25 years, along with two sons and a daughter from two previous marriages.

What a voice, what a true troubadour. He became cool to the younger set from his commercials for sportscenter on ESPN.

I just remember "If Ever I Would Leave You" as a great vocal masterpiece. I also remember that he was married to Carol Lawrence, in her own right, a babe.



Porter Wagoner's final tribute was a simple but eloquent ceremony that bore testimony to his humble beginnings and love for music. The funeral service, at Nashville's Grand Ole Opry House on Thursday (Nov. 1), was mostly about the music. And in that sense, it was remarkably similar to his life and career.For a public persona, very little was really ever known about him, apart from his music. And not that much more was revealed at his tribute in the Opry House -- the scene of so many of Wagoner's triumphant moments over the last 50 years and still the home of his backstage Opry dressing room, No. 14. The presiding minister, Dr. Jerry Sutton of Two Rivers Baptist Church, said that it's a plain but true fact that Wagoner had become -- worldwide -- the face and the voice of the Opry.The Opry House stage was plainly adorned with nearly two dozen floral displays and two of Wagoner's bright spangled and rhinestoned jackets. The wooden casket at stage front was draped with white flowers.The conundrum that is country music was plain to see on two messages on the back window of a pickup truck parked near the Opry House. One message read, "Heaven is a lil more sparkly -- Porter rest well." The other? It read, "Impeach Bush."Wagoner was not an easy person to know or to like, but he proved to be one incredibly valuable friend once you did get to know him as a friend and an artist. As Dr. Sutton said, Wagoner "was not a perfect man, but he was a great man."He first charted a country record in 1954 with "Company's Comin'" on RCA, and he went on to chart 78 more hits on RCA until he and the label parted ways in 1980. As far as Nashville proper was concerned, his career pretty much came to an end. He, of course, plowed on as a Grand Ole Opry stalwart to become finally its public face. Nothing else much happened for him in a major career way. For years and years. His career seemed to go away. Chart-wise, he disappeared, except for a couple of minor Warner Bros. releases in the early 1980s.Marty Stuart, God bless him, resurrected Porter's legacy and music and rightful dignity this year by prodding Wagoner into recording the triumphant Wagonmaster album. Porter left this life, as far as I can tell, with a satisfied mind. Can't ask for much more than that. How wonderful that he finally got to play Madison Square Garden earlier this summer, opening for the White Stripes.As Dr. Sutton said, Wagoner came close to death a year ago when he had an aneurysm. At that time, the minister said, Wagoner got close to God and begged for a little more time but knew that he was living on borrowed time and that the end was drawing near. Dolly Parton said, before leading some three dozen Opry members in an onstage rendition of "I Saw the Light," Wagoner had recently sent her tapes of him singing a number of gospel songs. "I said," Parton remembered, "'What is it, Porter? Are you cramming now to make up for all those years?'"No matter. He left many rich musical memories. Vince Gill, who sang "Go Rest High on That Mountain" with Patty Loveless and Ricky Skaggs during the service, recalled that Wagoner was the first person he ever saw sing country music. "That was life-changing for me," said Gill, who grew up watching the Porter Wagoner Show on TV. "Every Saturday at 4:30," he remembered, "my old man said, 'Get down here, boy. It's time to watch Porter!'"Other gospel tributes came from Marty Stuart and his Fabulous Superlatives, Ricky Skaggs and the Whites, Duane Allen of the Oak Ridge Boys, the Carol Lee Singers and three members of Wagoner's Wagonmasters band -- Danny Davis, Rick "L.D." Money, and Fred Newell. All shared their musical memories of Wagoner. Allen recalled his first meeting with Wagoner in 1966."He handed me a tape and said to me," said Allen, "'You've heard all the stories about Porter Wagoner. But listen to this tape. This is how I feel in my heart.'"Allen said the tape contained Wagoner singing the gospel classic, "When I Sing for Him." And Allen proceeded to sing that song once more for Wagoner, at his funeral, in an emotional and powerful performance. The songs, like Wagoner's music during his career, were plain, simple, sentimental and powerful.My favorite memory of Porter will always be of him at the old Fan Fair at the Nashville fairgrounds, where he loved meeting with his fans. I will forever have an image of him sitting at a table in his booth, and -- just as a fan starts to take a picture of him -- he holds up a little sign reading, "I'm Naked From the Waist Down." What a joker. Funny -- and yet ... .
Oh, how my mother loved him. When we lived on the farm, his syndicated show was a "must see TV". It's where I developed my huge school boy crush on Dolly Parton and his music became our music. He was one of the musical legends that helped shape my life, for better or worse. I know that Nashville is in mouring. Godspeed, Porter

Motivational Posters

This would be mine, thanks

Thursday, November 01, 2007

1977 JC Penney Catalog

All of these "styles" are courtesy of the 1977 JC Penney catalog

Here's how to get your ass kicked in elementary school:
Just look at that belt. It's like a boob-job for your pants. He probably needed help just to lift it into place. The belt loops have to be three inches long. And way to pull them up to your armpits, grandpa.
Here's how to get your ass kicked in high school:
This kid looks like he's pretending to be David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop who is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop. Who is pretending to be 15. At my high school, we would have opened him up by lunch.

Here's how to get your ass kicked on the golf course:
This "all purpose jumpsuit" is, according to the description, equally appropriate for playing golf or simply relaxing around the house. Personally, I can't see wearing this unless you happen to be relaxing around your cell in D-block. Even then, the only reason you should put this thing on is because the warden made you, and as a one-piece, it's slightly more effective as a deterrent.


Here's how to get your ass kicked at the beach:He looks like he's reaching for a gun, but you know it's probably just a bottle of suntan lotion in a holster.

How to get your ass kicked in a meeting:If you wear this suit and don't sell used cars for a living, I believe you can be fined and face serious repercussions, up to and including termination. Or imprisonment, in which case you'd be forced to wear that orange jumpsuit.

Here's how to get your ass kicked pretty much anywhere:

If you look at that picture quickly, it looks like Mr. Bob "No-pants" Saget has his hand in the other guy's pocket. In this case, he doesn't, although you can tell just by looking at them that it's happened - or if it hasn't happened it will. Oh yes. It will. As soon as he puts down his matching coffee cup
And this -- Seriously. No words.

Oh wait, it turns out that there are words (or letters) after all. Those words are W... T.. F... I'm guessing the snap front gives you quick access to the chest hair. The little tie must be the pull tab.

Thanks, sis

I Know, I Know...

It's been ten days. A lot has happened, I just haven't felt like blogging much. I go through this every six months or so, I have nothing to say or contribute to the world. So it goes...

Athletes as broadcasters are wearing me out. A couple of weeks ago, Mizzou had a game on TV and the "analyst" was Jaycee Pearson. He was a monster on defense for the Chiefs and as a broadcaster, he was a great defensive player. Ick.

I spent last week end in Dayton visiting my daughter. There is really not much to do in Dayton, so we went to and watched movies

we saw "Across the Universe" at the local complex on Friday night (after pigging out on carrot cake). This was a very different movie. Beatles songs incorporated into a "Hair" kinda groove, following a young couple through the turbulent sixties. Bono was "The Walrus" and Joe Cocker had a cameo. I was pleasantly surprised. When I review a movie, my first criteria is "was I entertained?" As much as I hate to admit it, I was.The next night it was a "Blockbuster" night. We rented "The Fantastic Four and the Silver Surfer", which was fun. (I could watch Jessica Alba floss). we went to get a pizza then, "300". Whoa. Really great movie and chocked full of blood and guts, kids. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Went back to the hotel and watched "American Beauty" on HBO for the first time. Yikes. Another classic. and.I.couldn't.sleep.

Selling radio is one of the hardest jobs I have ever had. Next to grinding combine wheels at the John Deere Foundry. That was hard too.

I spent some time with my friend Tom at the greatest record store ever, "Now Hear This" in downtown Kirkwood. He is about to go out of business, laying off the only employee he had. Hard times for a lot of us who used to be somebody.

Happy birthday Jess. You make me proud.

Still pissed at The Eagles..

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