
the three best ones I saw were:
1. Good fellas
2. A League of Their Own
3. The Right Stuff
(I don't remember much about the rest)
A great orthopedic surgeon...
"well, once we got in there, I noticed some bone spurs and some bursitis, so we took those out, you'll be good as new in nine months"...urgh!"
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A remote for the TV. I swear I would kill myself if I had to be cooped up at home all day everyday watching daytime TV.
Short term disability..."you mean I CAN'T work for two weeks?"
music

basketball
The NBA playoffs are in full swing. I can't stand the NBA until the playoffs roll around, it came at a good time this year
dreams
I have had some of the most hullucinogenic dreams ever, I mean stuff that has no rhyme or reason. I kept having these dreams of a bridge to nowhere, I mean a bridge at sea where you kept driving and all there was noting around me except water, as far as the eye could see. Then I got on the computer a couple of days ago and saw these pictures..



After years of trying, my brothers girl finally gives birth to a beautiful, healthy baby girl. She is the most beautifullest one. Congrats, Nicki and Bill. Your father would be ecstatic, I know I am. She looks like your grandma Lorraine.
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